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The 10 Worst Traits of a Nintendo-Made Game

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Nintendo has a lot of things in their games that just don't make any sense. Not just eating shrooms to get "big", oh no. There are worse things in their games that many people simply ignore, like mass animal slaughtering, spontaneously combusting bosses, and characters created simply to mock the impaired. SlapStic takes a closer look.
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Published: 508 days 17 hours ago | Article | Wii | Nintendo DS | GameCube | Gaming
 
 

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NathanGra - 508 days 15 hours ago
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1 - Hahah
That was perfect and oh-so-true.
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Pr3-M3d_G4M3R - 508 days 9 hours ago
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The most true point was when he said that Bowser has no real reason to kidnap the princess, its true, why does he kidnap her even?
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TruthbeTold - 508 days 6 hours ago
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1.2 - ing as Bowser has no wife...
...it only makes sense to assume the source of his kids. It's horrible and all, but it appears he does have a reason for kidnapping her. :p
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Panthers - 508 days 12 hours ago
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LOL. Ya the part about no story is so true.
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Merovee - 508 days 12 hours ago
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3 - Rofl @ #7
.....So much of the code for that game was copy-pasted that it was more reminiscent of a Kotaku article than a game.

Awesome
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zo6_lover27 - 508 days 12 hours ago
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4 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
That was one of the funniest things ever, mainly cause its all true.
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SaiyanFury - 508 days 12 hours ago
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I agree with pretty much everything the author said. I ESPECIALLY agree about Mario's voice actor. Easily the most annoying voice I've ever heard for a character. I'll always associate Captain Lou Albano as the voice of Mario from my childhood, not Charles Martinet.
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spyguydbo7 - 508 days 12 hours ago
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Is this guy serious?? So picky!! I see that, as much as he hates Nintendo games, he sure has played a lot of them!
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RKRigney - 508 days 11 hours ago
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I don't hate Nintendo games, I love em! Humor is rarely more obvious.
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snakebite36 - 508 days 10 hours ago
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whats wrong with marioparty? IMO marioparty on N64 was the best. I remember countless hours playing the minigames with my friends
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brawlmaniac - 508 days 9 hours ago
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OMG I completely agree. That purple coin challenge on Dreadnought Galaxy was one of the hardest video game challenges I've ever done. It took me at least 15 tries to beat it.
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Wii60Fan - 508 days 4 hours ago
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9 - Giant Enemy Crabs
need I say more?
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