Valve invites Sony to play TF2, Sony wins 6-0

Valve has invited Sony Online Entertainment for a Team Fortress 2 match, which has been of course played on PC. Final Score: SOE 6-0 Valve.

[FantasyStar]

Are you kidding me? First couple of seconds in I would've hit the chromedome in my first shot. Although the title seems a bit misleading....

EDIT: I haven't seen the Valve part, I'm 14 min in and all I see is Valve, and them getting kicked out of Gearbox.

[nomad117]

Plz ignore.

[unamed08]

how pathetic.

[MainEv3nt 69]

so thats why they make no games on ps3

[MEGANE]

so f@#$ing funny....good one!!

[radio0o]

lol

[Bladestar]

it seems Sony spends more time playing xbox 360/PC games than on their own console.

[nomad117]

There Sony Online Entertainment they make games for ps3 and PC you Ignorant tool.

[Spydiggity]

that was the most predictable comment anyone could have made. and, it doesn't even make sense. but leave it to the fanboys to pretend it's hilarious anyway.

plus valve likes sony...obviously. why else would they invite them to play. they aren't skipping ps3 because they don't want to develop for it. they are skipping it cuz there isn't a big enough market on that system to justify paying a whole team of ppl to port the game.

[Cdaja]

Tell me if I am wrong but to my knowledge they aren't making anything for the Wii either and the wii is WAY ahead of both the PS3 and the 360.

[EastCoastSB]

+bubbles

[funkeystu]

@CDaja - Spydiggity's comment was that it would cost* more to port it to a new system than what it'd return to them in sales. I think this would apply even moreso to the wii as porting it to run on wii-hardware would be incredibly difficult indeed, and most of the wii crowd probably wouldn't buy it anyway.

[Somnus]

Putting Left 4 Dead on PS3 should be their forfeit >_>

[DavidMacDougall]

Can i have a ps3 ...of course you can .....i love this guy LOL

[juuken]

Talk about ownage.

[Chubear]

MEGA PWNAGE!

[Pain]

there we won ..now make your games NOT suck.

but Warhawk>>>> TM2 ...so i could care less who won.

[Vicophine]

Wow...no wonder they dislike Sony.

[Fishy Fingers]

Ha, yeah there goes any chance of the PS3 getting HL3.

[coolfool]

There won't be one!

Just lots of over priced individual episodes (I say individual because the box set was quite reasonable). I think there's a good chance we'll see Half Life 2 Episode 28.

I jest of course, but it would be nice to see an actual complete half life game. I mean episode 2 took almost as long as a full game to make yet wasn't the size of one.

[Fishy Fingers]

I fear your pain, the Episode idea was "meant" to fill us with regular content that quickly develop the source engine, didnt really happen did it.

Still Gade has confirmed HL3 will happen as will a new engine.

[El_Colombiano]

Wow they've confirmed a new engine? That is something I'll believe once it's actually shown! Valve just loves to use the old outdated Source Engine for EVERY game. They just love to milk the dead cow that is the Source Engine...

[Spydiggity]

i wish you guys could step outside of yourselves and see how silly you sound.
source is still a really good engine. it's not graphically amazing, but it does the job and the games they make are some of the most fun you can get. and by the way. explain to me how 60 dollars for all of half life 2, plus episodes 1 and 2, PLUS TF2, PLUS PORTAL is them milking the engine?? what a stupid thing to say. seriously, thats the best value of any game i've seen this generation by far. you have no ability to stop and think before you make these idiot comments, so just don't talk.

[jtucker78]

Well, I guess it must be harder to master a sh1tty, glitchy PS3 Orange Box. That probably gave the Sony boys the advantage. So when they jumped onto the smooth running PC version they kicked 4ss.

[IzKyD1331]

lmao bubbles dude

[Jamegohanssj5]

I am laughing out loud at your comment because it's so funny, but true. Bubbles for you.

TGSI

[GameDev]

everyone is missing the point, Pig Newell and rusty valve have finally seen the writing on the wall for the 360. Now they are trying to make nice in the most obscure ways.

good luck you former microsuck asshat.

[kittoo]

They saw that fat fu*k had done a lot of damage by opening his mouth against PS3.
Bubbles

[NipGrip]

Yeah remember when he said he thinks Sony made a HUGE mistake with the Cell and Bluray inside and they should just take it back and start again? please.. Now it's starting to show it's superiority and why Sony made those decisions the others only WISH they had made and it's backtrack time.

[plain rice]

Pig Newell. HAHA

[NeoBasch]

Awesome. Glad they had fun. Don't care if SOE won. It's just a game.

[RebornSpy]

Apparently 8 people don't think it's just a game. O.o

[RememberThe357]

12 people don't think it's a game. Wow, what going on with this site?

[TheRealSpy]

it's because he didn't add that Sony are gods. and he didn't make up facts that make ps3 look amazing.

that's the ticket to many agrees/bubbles.

now everyone knows the secret!

[user9422077]

rofl, owned

[g3nkie]

This is more about DC Universe than anything....... Anyways, DC Universe looks soooooo much better than it did at E3. It looks like its actually going to shape up to be a great MMO.

[cp68]

owned.

[Chubear]

*in voice* HUMILIATION - Sony Wins.

[iEnzeru]

Techno Viking?!?!?!

[delgernaran]

i ROFLd

[nos4speed]

MILF FTW!!!!!! :D

[Dark General]

More like a cougar. But you're right either way *Laughs*.

[militant07]

so sony play tf2 on pc ?

[IzKyD1331]

because the PS3 port is so bad

[NipGrip]

The PS3 Orange Box port isn't bad at all, it's actually very well done. I have played Half Life games on the PC since HL1 and even play tons of TF2 to this day on the PC, but the PS3 version is great also and plays very well.

If you haven't played it for yourself, please refrain from regurgitating what is said on the internet.

[heyheyhey]

i bet Valve offered to bring L4D to the PS3 if Sony could beat them at TF2 lol

@Iz

LOL!!!!!! good one

im surprised the mouse doesn't instantly get crushed by his fingers

[IzKyD1331]

I wouldn't want to challenge gabe newell with anything, he'd eat you if he lost

[Chubear]

An actual gaming show for adults too? SWEET! ... and DC Universe looks unbelievably fantastic, WOW!

[Lucreto]

I don't like this show is seems to be more for teens than anything. The humour is childish and I had to skip around to find the TF2 match.

[Johnny Cullen]

Does that mean now the PS3 verison of The Orange Box will get patched from Valve, not EA?

That should be there forefit xD

[DA_SHREDDER]

The Jace Hall show is the coolest sh*t I ever seen.

[Chubear]

..ok none at all but is bloody brilliant! Men, if I could watch this on my PS3 it would be mint!... wait, *goes to check if the show can be viewed on PS3*

[Lucreto]

Adult? This is dire and one of the most childish shows I have every seen. These was nothing funny in it and was on par with Epic movie, Meet the Spartans and Hot fuzz and other so called comedies.

[Cysquatch]

Who would of thought the ex-CEO and founder of Monolith could be so funny. I'm down with the show and am playing "catch up" watching previous episodes.

Watching John Carmack choke him out was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[kalistyles]

How do you lose at your own game? They must really suck.

[Chubear]

ROTFLAO!

[TheHater]

That pretty sad indeed.
Let see, Valve prove that they can't program for the ps3, and they can't play video games. I think they are in the wrong business

[AIi_The_Brit]

Haha got beaten in your own game, now that truely is sad

humiliation OWNAGE

[thekingofMA]

valve probably should have won, but i doubt they sit around and play TF2 all day-they do have stuff to do

but don't think all developers are good at the games they play

i'm sure some are, but all can't be-the players will always be better than the devs

just think of the achievements in GH3 and GTA4 about beating a developer (uh nevermind you dont have a 360)

...

[AIi_The_Brit]

um? yes i do have a 360

[thekingofMA]

i'll believe you since you say so but it will come with huge doubt

it seems like everyone says "i own both consoles so dont call me a fanboy" or "i own both consoles but i like this one more"

no one seems to be able to say "im a fanboy because i have one console. so what?"

[theEnemy]

I'm a fanboy because I have one console. so what?

[ActionBastard]

Awesome. Watch the followup video right after this one. Jace is wearing a freakin RROD shirt interviewing the President of Sony Pictures Television. C-O-M-E-D-Y!

[J@D]

hahahaha hahahaha how sad for Valve o.O

[Killjoy3000]

Valve got OWN3D!!

[BattleAxe]

The got PWNED!

[rbbrdman]

I was wondering how this worked. Then I read that they played it on PC.

Sony should have made them play it on ps3 so Gabe can shut his fat pie hole and stop saying that TF2 on PS3 is playable.

[FantasyStar]

Gabe can't shut his pie hole because it's filled with his BS.

[NipGrip]

TF2 is playable on the PS3, very much so. Have you played the game or are you just spouting off whatever you've read about it? I happen to own it and never have trouble finding a server and the game is smooth. I haven't played the EP1 or 2 games, but TF2 is definitely good fun.

[CouchKing0]

Valve sucks.

[ThatCanadianGuy]

Dont f*ck with Sony

[LinuxGuru]

LOL beat at their own game!

[vdesai]

"Man these guys suck", that was hilarious.

[Halochampian]

haha. funny. But this kind of stuff happens all the time.

Poor Bungie... they suck at Halo.

[gwf1]

that valve could loose on a game that they made . just funny stuff :D

[TheRealSpy]

that you don't know how to spell 'lose.'

[TheIneffableBob]

All I see is a couple seconds of TF2.

Huh?

[radio0o]

if this isnt proof enough that Valve is a crappy company, i dont know what is. 6 to 0 has to mean they dont even play their own games.

[lelik]

this is awesome i love sony. THESE GUYS SUCK

[zonetrooper5]

So if a company loses at their own game they are somehow a crappy company ok whatever you say....

[matchgrade]

I love Valve's games, but this is really kinda sad, and it's probably karma for Gabe Newell being such a d-bag to us recently, so I don't feel bad pouring salt on the wound.

Not a reflection on the stuff Valve puts out in any way, just FTR.

[Quickstrike]

now Valve we would like our patches now ^_^

[slave2Dcontroller]

Sony tells Valve to shove their invites up Gabes fat, nasty ass.

[ActionBastard]

DC Universe looked cool as hell.

[KBDuB]

Lol. That's funny! =O

DC Universe looks impressive.

[Sharingan_no_Kakashi]

Wow...those panzy noobs got owned.

[The Mikester]

i laugh at Valve....hahahahahhahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahah!
yeah Valve deserved that anyway.

[i_like_ff7]

This show is hilarious. Why haven't i seen this before!?!?!?

[theEnemy]

lolwut.

[Sanhlami]

There goes another Valve title for the PS3.

[Raoh]

lots of good stuff but did i have to watch the whole thing for a few seconds of the score?

[Dark General]

Now i know why the few bugs we have on the Ps3 version of TF2 hasn't gotten fixed yet.

Valve: We'll teach them to say we suck at our own game.

[caffman]

I just find it amusing that they are playing it on PC. Guess even Sony think the PS3 version sucks!

[NiteWarrior]

Im pretty sure that they didnt play it on the ps3 b/c the only REAL way to have clan wars or whatnot is on the PC, never on consoles.

[Wintermute]

Umm, in that video SOE is playing offense on Dustbowl. On that map offense gets a point for each control point taken (up to 6 points) while defense only scores (1 point max) if they run out the clock. What probably happened was SOE was attacking first and won stage 3, but the editors then made it look like "OMG SONY PWNED VAVLE!!!1" so 1000's of TF2 fans would watch their video for a 30 second bit.