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SeXbox Will Be Bigger Than 360 In Japan

Want some good times but can't afford a real 360? Japan's so got your back. And your unmentionables. The SeXbox is a bag of fun that, despite the 360-inspired trimmings, doesn't come with any controllers. Or cables. Or power bricks, or headsets, or even a 360 console. So what does it come with, then

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Published: 710 days ago | News | Xbox 360 | Gaming | Industry News

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Rikitatsu - 710 days 1 hour ago

1 - Hahah

I laughed at the title... it could be true really !!

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TheTwelve - 709 days 20 hours ago

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THAT...is hilarious.

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Joey Gladstone - 710 days ago

2 - the Sexbox LOL

maybe this is secretly backed by MS to try and pick up awareness and sales of the Xbox360 in Japan as their current sales are abismal .........

..."The JOEY has Spoken"

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2.1 WilliamRLBaker | 709 days 19 hours ago - User only got 1 bubble - Show

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hi6hli6ht - 710 days ago

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it doesnt show but it prolly comes with a whip and some leather outfits too

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Anego Montoya FTMFW - 710 days ago

4 - what`s NOT funny.

is it WILL do better than 360.

@joey

yes, it`s definitly made by MS, trying to brainwash the japanese into liking their products.

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Maddens Raiders - 709 days 23 hours ago

5 - At least when you get -

((((RROD)))) it'll be a good thing (hopefully sustainable). It's just the scratching you'd have to worry about. Ouch.

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D3athTillDawn - 709 days 10 hours ago

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oh god you sony trolls are so funny im on the floor...not

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beaner71481 - 709 days 23 hours ago

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Bags of turd on the side of the road are bigger than the 360 in japan.

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liquidsnake - 709 days 23 hours ago

7 - The SeXbox is a bag of fun that, despite the 360-inspired trimmings, doesn't come with any controllers. Or cables. Or power bricks, or headsets, or even a 360 console. So what does it come with, then?

RROD!!!!

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mighty_douche - 709 days 23 hours ago

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i could sh!t on a spoon and it would be bigger than the 360 in Japan.

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Maddens Raiders - 709 days 23 hours ago

8.1 - Wait a minute (1 man and 1 Spoon?) -

I've seen this done by professionals and I think you'd be making a big mistake if you used a spoon. Then again are you talking about an oversized Navy Kitchen spoon or just a soup spoon? Maybe you should just use a cup, like these two girls I know did! lol

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mighty_douche - 709 days 23 hours ago

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ah been there, done that.

While in Amsterdam me and a few friends enjoyed sending sh!t in cups up and down in the lift (elevator). Sounds childish now but it was f*cking funny at the time!

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Maddens Raiders - 709 days 23 hours ago

9.1 - Sadly it's just not Americans -

but folks in the UK and AU as well, that share a full committment to rrod, returns, and exchanges. *shakes head*

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kingnick - 709 days 21 hours ago

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I find fanbois who dismiss every platform but theirs and any game that isn't on said platform to be the saddest of all. You have my sympathies.

PS360 FTW!

Wii does nothing for me hence the PS360FTW.

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MK_Red - 709 days 23 hours ago

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Wow, looks like some of them are more sex obssessed than I was told by my co-workers.

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Anego Montoya FTMFW - 709 days 23 hours ago

12 - a wii one

can be taken to far.

and i`m not willing to do it.

LOL.

or the sexaxis.

discuss.

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mighty_douche - 709 days 23 hours ago

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oh and im surprised, i never thought id see it happen, but there it is....

The Xbox has eventually gone Blu(e)!!

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Jenzo - 709 days 23 hours ago

14 - Masturbation might help turn N4G into a better place for gamers.

Fanboys. Have you tried masturbation?

It might give you an outlet for all that repressed anger you seem to have against the 360.

I guess most of you are'nt yet mature enough to carry out that mission though.

*edit* at below - Good one, 'one handed excercises' =)

To all humourless, dim-witted fanboys:

Instead of hitting the disagree button try hitting me with a smart comment i.e not the usual "360 is t3h suxXx0rs. Bill Gates, RROD...*hesitates*...(rabidly begins listing exclusives that will hit sometime 2010, followed by a tech sheet that makes no sense at all)"

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Neurotoxin - 709 days 23 hours ago

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Lmao...

"Fanboyism Is now to include the `one handed exercise` to build bridges for a better tomorrow"

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SlippyMadFrog - 709 days 3 hours ago

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Try finding one Xbox thread without "RROD" in it, it's impossible. These PS3 fanboys are masters of name calling.

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Neurotoxin - 709 days 23 hours ago

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What will they do next!.... sell Dirtied School girl knickers in vending machines?

.....Oh yeah they already do.

Methinks the radiation has gone to their heads.

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Rice - 709 days 22 hours ago

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What has the world sur come to.

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Relientk77 - 709 days 21 hours ago

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SeXbox? lol of course u would call it that Japan ... always the best names come from Japan...

Now u can play with ur Wii and ur SeXbox

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liquidsnake - 709 days 21 hours ago

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You can play with your Wii using the sexbox if you know what I mean ;)

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Relientk77 - 709 days 20 hours ago

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haha ^ yes also tru

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jorellpogi - 709 days 20 hours ago

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A lot of funny comments from this article. LOL

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Eamon - 709 days 20 hours ago

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Oh God...

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wind_dragon - 709 days 11 hours ago

20 - it may have potentential if....

it has multiplayer. =o

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Forbidden_Darkness - 709 days 6 hours ago

21 -

Some japanese dude: "Wii are going to have some fun with this SexBox! to bad it doesnt have motion sencors and real life like graphics we see on the ps3, unlike that xbox 360 console M$ is trying to make us buy. Atleast were not stupid. We have no need for RROD and it failing on us 33% of the way and the only reason i bought a Wii is because i thought it was made to do something else. damn nintendo fooling us japanese into buying a console that sucks!"
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Some OTHER japanese dude: "Yeah, honestly. i had a better chance passing my language class when i was only there three days than what the Xbox 360 has at not failing. I cant belive i bought this damn thing, atleast i know it works well as a dust collector. I couldnt even imagine how much dust it has collected in the past year."
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some OTHER OTHER japanese dude: "yeah and their online service has really hit a all time low. been having loads of trouble with it i hear. to bad all M$ wants is your money and doesnt take the time to fix there online service. its like 50 US dollars just to play online. its unbelievable that they can get away with selling such a piece a crap."
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some OTHER OTHER OTHER japanese dude: "You ever wonder how them xbot fans stand up for just a piece of crap thinking its amazing and wonderful? it really is a mystery. kinda like that US t.v. show called LOST. i never got it? polar bears in the tropics? and now there coming out with a game for it. when is game publishers ever going to realize that were not going to buy that crap anymore? i sure hope M$ realizes that and gives up on consoles, and goes back to what they do best."

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SlippyMadFrog - 709 days 3 hours ago

21.1 - *sigh

If only you used the time wasted on typing up this unfunny post to at least be a gamer and play some games or something.

you fail at life

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moujahed - 709 days 4 hours ago

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Is there a service charge if two people with a SexBox decide to play together?? I don't mean to watch, I mean being the persons with the SB?

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