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95 Game Names Turned into Porno Titles

Like many of the best ideas in serious journalism, this one came about via a Friday night pub conversation. Inspired by the recent - and hugely prolific - Twitter trend of creating porn titles from Beatles song names, some members of Team Radar UK conspired with the staff of some of their sister magazines to create a new meme. And that meme was #gameporn.
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Published: 193 days 9 hours ago | Article | Gaming
 
 

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Moo7a-Seven - 193 days 10 hours ago
1 - There is a user on this site
who really enjoys posting porn news! ;)
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Cyrax_87 - 193 days 9 hours ago
1.1 - ^lmao, I reckon
I've seen at least 4 "stories" that have had something to do with playboy, nude gamers and nude girls in games over the last few days.
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J8M7G - 193 days 8 hours ago
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didnt see grand theft anal...
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Hellsvacancy - 193 days 8 hours ago
1.3 -
This will no doubt reach a BILLION degrees
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Projekt7tuning - 193 days 6 hours ago
1.4 -
Lets go old school. How about Kid Incharus.
Or Legend of Helga a link to her as$. maybe Legend of Helga tight princess. Ha Ha Its a funny article
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Downtown boogey - 193 days 5 hours ago
1.5 - No Ratchet and Clank titles?
"Tools of destruction", "Quest for booty", "Size matters" etc.
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clixx33 - 193 days 2 hours ago
1.6 - Lolol.
There is a really good one not mentioned:
Left 4 Head
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SevWolf - 192 days 22 hours ago
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Left 4 Head??? HAhaHAha didnt think of that, also suprised that there was no mention of R&c
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TheReaper42 - 192 days 21 hours ago
1.8 -
lil clit planet

Jizz Zone 2

Uncharted : Island of beauty
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solideagle1 - 192 days 14 hours ago
1.9 - this heading is disgusting
can i have he links to all. muwahahaha i m evil

thanks
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Rich1631 - 193 days 9 hours ago
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LOL, some of those were really great. Good way to start the mornin'!
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Erotic Sheep - 193 days 9 hours ago
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Rofl.. Buttman Begins.

Some people really have too much time on their hands XD
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Shane Kim - 193 days 6 hours ago
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That one was actually kinda easy since there is an 70's or 80's porn movie by the name Buttman and Throlin or something like that.
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ThatArtGuy - 193 days 3 hours ago
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The one I always heard was Buttman and Throbbin'.
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Shane Kim - 193 days 1 hour ago
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Yeah it's probably Throbbin. I just couldn't remember the name.
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hakis86 - 193 days 9 hours ago
4 - Haha some are funny ^^
Edit: just realized I'm not allowed o write Bio C*ck here :p

BumOut
Ass Effect
Call Of Booty
C*ck Band! (rofl)
Command & Bonk Her

Aw yeah..those were some of the best ones.. ^^
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ApocalyPS3 - 193 days 8 hours ago
4.1 - here's a few i came up with
Heavy Rain: Golden Showers :P
Alan Wank: His wife didn't go missing...she left his wankin' sorry a$$!
Halo 3: Finish...before her mom gets home :P
Gears of Raw, staring Marcus Penix and "Dom" Santiago (lol)
Resistance 2: No Means NO (hahahaha!)
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Milo Garret - 193 days 4 hours ago
4.2 -
The Orange Cöck
Call of Booty: Modern Assware
Street Whore IV
Devil May Suck
Gayble II: Who will you fück?
Assassins Dïck
Ghostfückers: The Video Game
Red Faction: Cöckzilla
Fück Night: Round 4
Forza Monstercöcks 3
Assman: Cöckham Asylum
Dead Cöck: Asstraction (for the Wii!)

Etc etc etc etc etc etc. Ignore the ¨'s
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jmare - 193 days 4 hours ago
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I kind of like: 25 to Wife.
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Nuri - 193 days 4 hours ago
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Roflmao that resistance 2 one was funny, bubbles for the laugh :p

{Edit} Ack, seems I already gave you bubbles somewhere else, ApocalyPS3 nonetheless thanks for the laugh!
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ApocalyPS3 - 193 days 3 hours ago
4.5 - not a problem nuri :)
25 to wife...DAMN that sounds so COLLEGE porn, lol.

milo yours are pretty much BOLD faced, lol. there aren't gonna be any parents buying those games thinking they mean something else, lol! hahahahaha!

Fück Night: Round 4 wins the gold. DAMN, that's just too priceless!

Somebody PLEASE do one with Riddick, I've been waiting to see who couldn't forget that one, lol.
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IronChefWong - 193 days 2 hours ago
4.6 -
Halo Reach Around
Halo ODST (Oral D*ck Sucking Team)
Solid Metal Penis: Snake Eater
Project ANAL
Cumzone 2
BumSplitters
Head Faction
Lemon Party: The Old Republic
Unreal Ornaments 3
Red Steel (Speaks for itself lol)
Riiiiimm Rager!! (Ridge Racer)
Whorza Motorboat
The Orange Cox
Motorboat: Pacific Tits
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Milo Garret - 193 days 1 hour ago
4.7 - ^
HAHAHAHAHA Project Anal! Can't believe I didn't think of that one.
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ApocalyPS3 - 192 days 20 hours ago
4.8 -
Ninja Laid (rofl)
D!ck Sector (or suckter, or just sucker)
Perfect D!ck Zero (or Pervert)
Gyno Crisis (that's an oldie)
Prego Star Wars (or Star Whores...but you gotta love Pregos!)
We Fit (...think gang-bang "we") Or Wii Tight Fit

Riddicules of the Chronic (I did something funny there, but not porn)
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mrv321 - 193 days 9 hours ago
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Why don't they just use fanboy stuff like

Gaylo Screach.

Gayers of hore

Little big penis
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winther_ - 193 days 7 hours ago
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Hahaha! Command & Bonk her - epic
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Sibs - 193 days 7 hours ago
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Hah, Need for Speed: Under the Covers, Tiger's Wood 09 (inches)... great stuff.
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jammiedodger08 - 193 days 7 hours ago
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queers of war, ratsh1t and wank, star whores, gaylo, 007 quantum of soreass, the sh!t box (the orange box), motorhorn, 50 bent, whoresa (forza), tran turis-hoes, gash bandihoot, erm.. lol
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maverick1191 - 193 days 6 hours ago
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call of booty and biocock made me laugh
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maxcer - 193 days 5 hours ago
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this is a genuine treasure trove of xbl gamertags ripe for the picking
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RememberThe357 - 193 days 4 hours ago
11 - LOL
All you need to do is splat some boobs on N4G and your guaranteed 1000 degrees.
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flakko - 193 days 3 hours ago
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haha some of these are really funny. personal favorite is colonic commando. but i dont think they need to change MGS....

"Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater" is enough.
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Thet3 - 193 days 1 hour ago
13 - God Of Whores/Heavy brain/Ass Effect/In the hole prophacy (Indigo prophacy)Wii resort is allready xxx
S.T.A.L.K-H.E.R. Clear skys/ZELDA:The nice tight princess/GTA WHORE/Anal fantasy 13!!/Hand job kazooie / ok Im out!! plus this post gives me a Solid Snake!!! lol!!! Good Day Gentleman!
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Projekt7tuning - 193 days 1 hour ago
13.1 - @ Thet3
"ZELDA:The nice tight princess" I did that one already. "Legend of Helga tight princess" Come on come up with a better one. :-)
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ChozenWoan - 193 days ago
13.2 - how about
Heilda 2: Links up in her
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IzKyD1331 - 193 days 1 hour ago
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Gaylo
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ApocalyPS3 - 192 days 20 hours ago
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SC DP...man that's CLASSIC! Fisher and Lambert double team on Grim from Chaos Theory, or how about me Maria from Double Agent?
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ico92 - 193 days ago
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THAT WAS GENIOUS
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DlocDaBudSmoka - 192 days 23 hours ago
17 - how about
in-fame-as$ (infamous), or face fuker(face breaker). all i got so far.
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DlocDaBudSmoka - 192 days 23 hours ago
18 - super mario cumshine
lol
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itani - 192 days 22 hours ago
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Little Big C*ck!
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ef-u-2 - 192 days 21 hours ago
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what no Rears of Whore, what about monica the headwhore,or sinfamous
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Boty - 192 days 21 hours ago
21 - LOL @
Tiger's Wood 09 (inches)

These are really sick.
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TheWickedOne - 192 days 20 hours ago
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thats great
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TapiocaMilkTea - 192 days 20 hours ago
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my sex coach?
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TheWickedOne - 192 days 20 hours ago
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R.E.A.R. 2: Project Orgasm and House of the Head: Overspill got my vote.
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TenPThor - 192 days 20 hours ago
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I've been calling Rock Band "C*ck Band" since it came out.
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ApocalyPS3 - 192 days 20 hours ago
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i'm sorry, but i'm laying claim to the crown

wii tight fit. nothing beats that.
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Bloodshedder - 192 days 19 hours ago
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where can i get this movies, they dont exist
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