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Top 7 "That's a Dude!?" Game Characters

"Damn, that girl is smokin... oh... that's a guy?" Surely, gamers have all fallen victim to such a scenario. Not you, you say! You're a hardcore gamer with 20/20 vision and a keen eye for Adam's apples and moose knuckles? Fine! Many aren't as perceptive, so GamesRadar has decided to highlight those brave folks who might not have gotten their sex the first time around.

This isn't simply an excuse to point and laugh at the femmy kid, heavens no! GamesRadar is well aware there's no humor to be mined from the transgendered, and that being gay is, most certainly, serious business. Nay, this article is a semi-researched, gender-bending celebration!
BIoodmask - contributor
Published: 500 days 11 hours ago | Article | Gaming
 
 

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big shadow - 500 days 12 hours ago
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#1,2,3,5,and 6 were the shockers for me
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badz149 - 500 days 10 hours ago
1.1 - yeah
and the title alone already made me laugh a little bit. the article is funny
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Liquid Dust - 500 days 10 hours ago
1.2 - Agreed
And how in the heck is it possible that not a single main character from the last 8 castlevanias didnt make the list? Alucard, Soma, Leon, Richter, come on people! What are they?!

But you know what... Im ok with it...


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sack_boi - 500 days 10 hours ago
1.3 - @Liquid Dust
well they look Queer, but they're still men looking.
Did you see #2 and 5!? that's fked up.
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NegativeCreep427 - 500 days 10 hours ago
1.4 - #3 was the one that totally blew me away.
Gackt (huh?) definately looks like something.
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RoidRage - 500 days 10 hours ago
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And people wonder why anime fans get picked on.
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Winter47th - 500 days 9 hours ago
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Where's Marcus Fenix
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mfwahwah - 500 days 8 hours ago
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The NiGHTS video made me laugh hard. I usually don't laugh at immature stuff, but GamesRadar ALWAYS make me laugh, I love their site ^.^
1.8 sumfood4u | 500 days 7 hours ago - User only got 1 bubble - Show
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BLuKhaos - 500 days 6 hours ago
1.9 - PAUSE!!!
#2 was really dude?damn that one was a sleeper,I really wasn't expecting that.
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name - 500 days 11 hours ago
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http://static.gamesradar.co...

That's a man? Wtf I need to do some soul searching.
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NegativeCreep427 - 500 days 10 hours ago
2.1 - I wouldn't say it is a man...
but it certainly is SOME kind of an amphibian.
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NewSchoolGamer - 500 days 11 hours ago
3 - 5,6, 3, 2
I found shocking.

But they are kidding about the nun right?
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Dark General - 500 days 11 hours ago
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No they are not. That's a lil boy. I'm surprised they didn't include poisen from SF3 the "chick" that follows Hugo.

edit @below: Yup a trap of epic proportions. Specially with that picture they put in the article of him. Something straight out of Micheal Jackson's collection.
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ParaDise_LosT - 500 days 11 hours ago
3.2 - Ya....Bridget is a
TRAP
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sack_boi - 500 days 10 hours ago
3.3 - Holy shyt, Bridget is a dude.
all this years I've been think she/he was cute.
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harry190 - 500 days 11 hours ago
4 - Holy !@#$%
BRIDGET???????????? Then the dolphin.....
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gambare - 500 days 11 hours ago
4.1 -
yup....

and many people would hit it
4.2 Kami | 500 days 9 hours ago - User only got 1 bubble - Show
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TapiocaMilkTea - 500 days 5 hours ago
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Shame on you guys for having dirty thoughts on a nun, that's karma for you... ^^
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StephanieBBB - 500 days 2 hours ago
4.4 - LOL you have to google "bridget guilty gears" and see the picture where he sits upskirt!
LMAO! xDDD
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ICUP - 500 days 11 hours ago
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# 2, 4, 6. O_O?
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RPG Guy - 500 days 11 hours ago
6 - lol
Hilarious! Would have liked to see them take a shot at defining Quina's sex in that article, lol.
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Microsoft_Spokesman - 500 days 11 hours ago
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Nice read.
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bishop-br - 500 days 10 hours ago
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There is Bridget (Guilty Gear) but no Poison (Final Fight)?

Going androgynous (or totally shemale in those 2 cases) is pretty usual as a decision of art direction for japanese games. FF is one name to say because it's well know on the western, but actually tons of games have androgynous tidbits and you don't even realize...

Like Jin (Tekken) has a most feminine shape of face/head. The same goes for Mitsurugi (Soul Calibur) and Dante (Devil May Cry) and none of them even lightly resemble women.

It's just too damn deep in the modern japanese culture. Like, most animes and mangas, the actual "beauty" of a man is pretty much close of the ideal of beauty of a woman, reason why they usually don't have beard or any fur except hair, long and colorful mane, real slim body (some even with slim waist and pronounced hip), between others.

Estrogen push the body to a different construction. Specially in the head, it make for a more child-like face. And the more strogen, the larger the eyes and fuller the lips.

Actually, this is not the terror movie you must be thinking now ('oh my god, japanese woman are all lesbians!'), actually it's just the desire for a more child like structure as an ideal of beauty that is expressed by both men and women, there is nothing wrong with it, actually many other nations have or had this on their social interactions, Greeks to say one.

Call it cultural mark.
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Voozi - 500 days 10 hours ago
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I'd turn gay for #2
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ParaDise_LosT - 500 days 10 hours ago
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Everyones gay for bridget
LOL


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geda - 500 days 10 hours ago
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Birdo is a DUDE? WTFFF
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Qbanboi - 500 days 10 hours ago
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#2 is a boy? Holy Crap i've been living a lie all my life.
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Reibooi - 500 days 10 hours ago
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You know whats odd is I have read a few of these types of lists and almost every one of them has Tidus on it. Honestly you have to be retarded to mistake Tidus for a girl for even a second. He looks nothing like one not his hair style and not his costume either. Personally I have never thought a guy was a girl or vice versa with the exception of Bridget and that was because that was the goal of the character. They wanted you to like Her only to find out that WHOA its a he.
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sack_boi - 500 days 10 hours ago
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I agree about Tidus, but take a good look at #2,5 and 6, until someone tells you they're men, you wouldn't figure
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bishop-br - 500 days 9 hours ago
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Yup, there was much "better" choices from Final Fantasy than Tidus, don't even have to go far, take Vaan (FF XII)for exemple, or go as back as FF III and see Luneth.
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Old Snake - 500 days 10 hours ago
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LMAO awesome
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Timesplitter14 - 500 days 9 hours ago
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the guy in FF12 is 100 times worse than Tidus
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Strife Lives - 500 days 9 hours ago
16 - Hahahaha
Tidus ? Dont get that though. But dammit lmao
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josh14399 - 500 days 9 hours ago
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i admit when i first saw images of tidus i fot he was a girl until i heard his voice.
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ParaDise_LosT - 499 days 12 hours ago
18.1 - This was actually something that GR did right
If you want to fit in by bieng negative, do it on something that actually does suck
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IAm1Bearcat - 500 days 8 hours ago
19 - hilarious!
i spewed fruit loops all over more keyboard when i first read "absolutely adorable hair" and "proof of penis:". ahhhhhh, always a good way to end the day when it's with a chuckle over a nice article like this! *thumbs up*
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hynesa02 - 500 days 3 hours ago
19.1 - GOOD GOD
the first 8 words in your post thought you were leading on from a euphomism for a second...i was getting really worried, but intrigued as ive never heard it called "spilling fruit loops"
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noname108 - 500 days 8 hours ago
20 - Marth?
In Smash bros brawl Marth looks more like a girl than he does in meelee and if you have the game, just look at his poses.
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TheDeadMetalhead - 500 days 8 hours ago
21 - Here's an interesting story
When I first saw Faris from FFV I thought that she was a girl. Only to find out that she was a dude!! And then I find out she really is a girl!!

I don't like FFV that much...XD
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Matpan - 500 days 7 hours ago
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If I ever go to japan, I will ask every single chick whose ass I look at for their genre before I have a boner :P

they sure are weird people... XD
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crunchie101 - 500 days ago
22.1 - genre?
do you mean gender?
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Matpan - 500 days 7 hours ago
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Anyways... I also was sort of dissappointed when I found out Seamus was a girl... I just played the entire game thinking he was a kick ass dude back in the days... hahahaha
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FwanK - 500 days 7 hours ago
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Benimaru from KOF is the gayest of all!
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centrum2k - 500 days 5 hours ago
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the main character from magna carta should be in the list
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TheDeadMetalhead - 500 days 4 hours ago
26 - I have sources
That say that Kitana from Mortal Kombat might me a dude. Seriously. Focus your attention on Mileena from now on. ;)
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jspc1989 - 500 days 2 hours ago
27 - Although ffx is my favourite FF
i was looking over some posters the other day and happened to notice that Tidus's and Rikku's character models looked scarily alike lol
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