The Sims 3 gets an 'uncensor' patch before it's released

What's the first thing any self-respecting gamer should do when legally purchasing the latest PC game? That's right -- make everyone and everything as naked as they can possibly get. With that in mind, you'll be thrilled to know that a patch is already available to remove the censoring of certain sensitive areas in The Sims 3. Not that anybody's playing it already, right?

[Gun_Senshi]

it been on torrents for 3 weeks

[Wizeguy21]

duh.... they were insinuating that!....

[f789790]

Bravo! Nude patch before a game is even released to the public. You fail EA.

[TheDude2dot0]

Confirmed first day purchase!

[DominusRebellis]

I don't see a point to a nude patch. Are gamers that pathetic that their only form of sexual amusement is to look at pixelled b00bies? I feel sorry for the losers who resort to this, obviously shows they never get any.

[Raz]

..says the bitter angry guy who never gets any. ;P

[Rock Bottom]

Damn N4G perverts, I knew this crap would reach the hot stories.

[Bob Dole]

Boobies are awesome in any way, shape, or form. Unless they're on a fat ugly chick named Badunk-ass-Betty.

[DominusRebellis]

Please, you wouldn't know what a breast looked like if you hadn't felt up the chicken breast your mom bought. Everyone knows that PC gamers are the a$$ end of gaming

[Raz]

Touched a nerve, did I? ^_^

[dantheman1515]

The fact that such downloading is becoming ever so present is the reason why developers are afraid to create PC only games. I know there is also the same problems within the console sphere, i know friends who have modded 360's, but it is ever present that if this continues than developers may begin to abandon the oldest platform there is, the PC.

[ChampIDC]

Games that lean more toward the casual side usually sell plenty anyway, though. I'm sure this game will see no effects of the early piracy.

Hardcore games on the other hand...

[table]

260 degrees and only 3 comments! obviously someone is embarresed to have clicked the link...

[ChampIDC]

Happens a lot :)

[-x.Red.x-]

tits on teh internetz...

hmm...

[Information Minister]

All we need now is a patch to include nipples and genitals and this one will reach 1000º before you can say "Holy giant poligons Batman!".

[Timesplitter14]

Honestly, that's why many people buy The Sims games.

[DecayingMadness]

you only clicked the link to see a bigger picture cause I know I did :D

[monkey602]

I didnt realise the sims 3 was even near release!

[ambientFLIER]

Pretty disappointing, since the designers never actually drew the correct parts in the first place. You might as well just look at a naked barbie doll.

[Steyene]

Are you saying that there is something wrong with that?

>_>

[ambientFLIER]

Ya, I'd rather have a censored image that LOOKS real rather than an uncensored version that takes away the realism.

[Gun_Senshi]

Mona on Max Payne 2 says hi.

[ambientFLIER]

Never played that game. What happens?

[peeps]

i really don't get why ppl enjoy doing this lmao but whatever floats your boat i guess :|

[zagibu]

Maybe because real people don't have blurred areas around their genitals? You know, it's called the sims, like in simulation...

[Johandevries]

What´s wrong with blurred genitals? Mine has been like that for fourty years and you don´t hear me complain.

[Steyene]

@John. I do believe that is a combo of crabs, warts and various yeast infections. Not good for you.

[Etseix]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
PERVERTS! WOW!

lol

[Harri4444]

we are all perverts deep down inside.

[Johandevries]

´Not that anybody's playing it already, right? ´

Haha, nice.

[PinkUni]

to get passed the bullshit of mainstream society with a little uncensoring

[DoucheVader]

Bewbs. :) Still doesn't beat God of War Sex Minigames.

[level 360]

All the more reason that some gutsy developer out there whose got the conviction to release a game that actually includes nudity in the actual game-play so as to stop all these frustrated sex-depraved game whingers' out there.

[Dsnyder]

.

[FantasyStar]

What the F? Well..not really. It's Sims so it'll only be a matter of time before the Tifa-mods come out.

[PHIL1017]

get a real life instead of digital life. very sad.

[n4g fan12345678900]

تعري مو غريبه عليكم يالغربيين اصلا حياتكم فساد في فسااد وتستغربوون تعري في هاللعبه يالحميير.......

[moja]

durka durka. mohammed jihad.

[AllroundGamer]

rofl Team America gogo! :D

[micro_invader]

I can only read part of that but I can't really translate it. But I do believe you called us idiots for looking at this game or something like that?

Man, I really need to start reading/writing arabic again.

[il-mouzer]

and wondered what he meant, he called you corrupt for including nudism in a family game etc...