How to score in Grand Theft Auto IV

"Let's all be honest, there is nothing more annoying than a nagging girlfriend/boyfriend who won't stop blowing up your cell phone with phone calls or text messages. On top of this, it is even more annoying when that one night stand seems to think there is a second date on the horizon, so if you're tired of dealing with the hassle of wondering what you have to do to just "hit it and quit it," we're here to help. This guide of love will teach you everything you need to know about getting some action in Grand Theft Auto IV without the fear of contracting an STD from a hooker walking the industrial side of town." -PSU