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Crazy Gamer Claims Modern Warfare 3 Better Than Sex?!

Crazy gamer still has ambitions about Modern Warfare being real! Hear the crazy things he have to say about it....

2fk4839d ago

COD better than sex??? YUCK!!! your crazy!

anthraxCZ4839d ago (Edited 4839d ago )

if he would at least choose another game than call of duty, but still... well, it is about priorities :))

SilentBlack064839d ago

true that man...true that xD

Blad3star4839d ago

I agree - Its not only better but alot safer too. Dont have to worry about catching AIDS or an STD.

xtremexx4839d ago

Maybe He Cant Get Sex lol

Pixelated_Army4839d ago

Just more of the same old shit! Fuck off COD, die already.

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2fk4839d ago

i can never get bored of sex....games on the other hand get boring after a while

Blad3star4839d ago

"i can never get bored of sex"

Wait until you get marrid and try having sex with your wife after one year.

TheLastGuardian4839d ago (Edited 4839d ago )

Yeah, MW3 is better than sex... sex with your grandma.

MerkinMax4839d ago

You ain't seen my grandma!!! *goes to hell*

limewax4839d ago

@2fk - the funniest part is someone disagreed. What a sad existence

2fk4839d ago

pshhh they're probably virgins shhhhh

HxCGamer4839d ago (Edited 4839d ago )

i could see what he means... because if you can get sex whenever, then you might deny sex for a game

since u can have it after u finish the game...

but considering cod sucks... that just makes him an idiot

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Tuxedoassassin4839d ago

Then what is BF3? Better than sex, movies, music alone? :D

Kon4839d ago

No game is better than sex. period.

TheLastGuardian4839d ago

Depends on the game and the sex partner.

DaBadGuy4839d ago

If the game is like Uncharted 2 and the sex is with Roseanne or Gene Shallot then yeah the game is better.

Idk why Gene Shallot is the first guy that came to mind after Roseanne.

Killzone3___4839d ago

@Kon
what about Uncharted 3 ?.. :D

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A 13-year mystery around a secret Call of Duty MW3 ending is over

Captain Price's fate at the end of 2011's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 could've been very different, as this new post-credits scene reveals.

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There are no "thoughtful" ads in video games, EA

There are no thoughtful ads in Video Games, EA. Leave them be.

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northpaws14d ago

I think the only type of games that can gets away with it would be sport games, having those sponsors ads on the side like on real life.

But don't put freaking Doritos ads in Star Wars or something, it breaks the immersion. If it is a pop-up ads, then big no.

Hofstaderman14d ago

EA can thoughtfully eff themselves.

Makersbreath214d ago

EA coming back for the crown of being perceived as the worst company in gaming.

Chocoburger13d ago (Edited 13d ago )

One of my favorite series is the THPS franchise, and it was packed with ads, but it didn't bother me. Posters for skateboard companies, JEEP, and Nokia phones. It did sort of fit in with the game world, but that was the past, these days ad would be intentionally intrusive or unskippable loading screen type of imagery. Ugh, I know EA would do it in a horrible fashion. Screw them.

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Report: Sexual Misconduct Investigation Conducted at EA, Suspects Named and What They Did Revealed

EA senior staff has been investigated for sexual misconduct involving female coworkers, and these said people have been named publicly.

isarai19d ago

Aye just call Phil, i mean he somehow made Bobby Kotick's scandal disappear and gave him a few million dollar high five on the way out.

Cacabunga19d ago

I wonder if it will be censored with some in game ads.

MrBaskerville17d ago (Edited 17d ago )

Microsoft did, Phil Spencer played a minor part. He instigated the buyout that led to Kotick escaping all his controversies while getting a golden handshake.

Someone on Twitter calculated that the people hired in Tango and Arkane Austin could get a decent salary for roughly 17 years for the money Kotick was paid.

InUrFoxHole16d ago

Yeah some thing tells me Kotics $ was already guaranteed before MS made the deal. As for the studios... Let's be honest here... none of those studios made system sellers.

XiNatsuDragnel19d ago (Edited 19d ago )

EA about to go down like Activision and then Phil saves the day saying.this is good for the industry and consolidation will help create competition. /s.

MrBaskerville17d ago

Then they shutdown Codemasters and studio behind Jedi Survivor.

Atleast they could hardly do much damage that EA hadn't allready done. EA has shut down most of their studios by now.

ravens5219d ago

What's up with all these horny creeps. You gon be horny, fine. Just not at work take care of that shit before you go in. Rub one out if you have to. Don't be a creep at all. ESPECIALLY at work. But don't be one AT ALL.

Extermin8or3_19d ago

I mean part of the issue is that things transpired outside of work....

MrBaskerville17d ago

That's the thing he mentioned about not being a creep at all.

KwietStorm_BLM19d ago

You think deviants care where they are? Work sometimes makes it an even better situation for them because they can abuse their power.

mudakoshaka18d ago

Nerds think they are Gods when they are making video games.

NotoriousWhiz19d ago (Edited 19d ago )

"it seems that according to EA, given the events transpired outside of work between two adults, and the fact that once investigation has started that the alleged perpetrators didn’t do it again, the investigation is considered closed. [...] The victim still has to work with the people that harassed her."

Yep, EA is disgusting.

Extermin8or3_19d ago

I mean the fact stuff happened outside of work puts EA in quite a difficult position legally. These women don't seem to have reported the matter to the police which kinda ties EA's hands on what they can do. If they don't file reports of the crimes then yeah from EA's perspective it is stuff that happened outside of work. The only exception is the guy that apparently referenced things in the slack channel for work, spending on what he said proving it may be very hard and he may well be able to get away with plausible deniability. I don't like EA and I think these people need to be dismissed but without any legal action being taken, EA can't really do much without risk of being sued themselves for unfair dismissal etc.

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